Stock up on bibs, trust your instincts and sleep when you can. No, we're not talking about how to survive the Ashes series, we're referring to how soon-to-be parents William and Catherine can cope after the arrival of ''Baby Cambridge'', who is reportedly due this weekend.
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Forget the fact they have the eyes of the world on them and unlimited human resources on call, within days Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge will be like any other young couple embarking on the adventure of a lifetime - parenthood.
The Canberra Times consulted a number of new mothers, plus some token dads, around Canberra this week to help compile a 10-point parenthood plan for when William and Catherine, right, finally add the word ''parents'' to their long list of royal duties.
First-time mother Rebekkah Fahy, of Conder, who gave birth to her son Christian seven days ago, said regardless of the extra help the couple would undoubtedly receive, the midwife was the only person Catherine should listen to.
''The midwife's advice is invaluable, always listen to the midwife, and always have a formula back up,'' Ms Fahy said.
Amaroo's Niki Thompson, mother of spritely and spirited five-month-old Mitchell, suggested the couple should encourage the baby to be active as soon as possible.
Ms Thompson is already enjoying swimming lessons and daily walks with her son and relishes the time they spend together.
''Also buy bibs, you can never have enough bibs,'' she added.
Rebecca Hodnik, of Queanbeyan, said trusting her instincts when it came to motherhood was the best piece of advice she was given and could pass on to any rookie parent.
''You just have to have fun, relax and remember nothing is more important than trusting your instincts,'' Ms Hodnik said.
Jess Smith-Roberts has just started singing to her 11-week old daughter Charlotte and is surprised daily at the new things motherhood throws at her and just how quickly her child is learning.
Ms Smith-Roberts said her husband was loving his new role, but was a bit jealous of Charlotte's wardrobe.
''He wants a onesie, so I might buy them both matching cow-printed onesies to go out in,'' she said.
Onesies and nipple cream are the two things that Ms Smith-Roberts would give to the royal couple once they headed home from St Mary's Hospital with their new heir.
Good advice
- Join a mothers' group
- Buy plenty of bibs
- Don't stress
- Be relaxed around the baby
- If baby wants to sleep, let it
- Deciding on your child's schooling will be one of the biggest decisions of your life
- As a father, in the early days, just look after the mother of your child
- If it's a boy, point the pecker down
- Learn to become a human packhorse
- Learn the differences between ''fake cries'' and ''real cries''