The Cardinal's sins means he is finished
Staggeringly, even after all the testimony of Cardinal Pell this week at the royal commission, there is still a scattered band of supporters who refuse to accept the obvious: it is over, and he is finished. The absolute best case that can be made in his defence is that, instead of wilfully ignoring atrocities going on all around him, he just didn't get that it was his duty to do something, to act for the children.
This line of defence has it that he didn't get it because that was the way things were done in those times, or, more to the point, not done. Now, even if you accept that – and I don't – how obvious is it that the times have completely passed him by?
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George Pell in his own words
We look back at some of the Cardinal's most remarkable utterances over four days at the royal commission into child abuse. (Video courtesy ABC News 24)
The Catholic Church sits atop a crisis of its own making. For centuries it has made the sexual starvation of its employees a specific condition of their employment, even while placing many of them around vulnerable children.
Notwithstanding the many great priests and nuns who have done wonderful work, such a policy has both attracted and helped to create deviants of indescribable evil, and has demonstrably done so around the world, for centuries.
This royal commission is just one example of light currently being shone, globally, upon the horror. Now, in the wake of Cardinal Pell's testimony, who thinks he is the man who should be in the vanguard of leading the church to the light? Please.
"Still," the supporters cry, "what about the Melbourne Response, that Pell pioneered?" Exactly. You only need to know one thing about the Melbourne Response. Beyond putting a cap on damages paid to victims, it did not result in a single call being made to police. Not one! As victims came forward, deals were done, and money paid, but not a call.
(I accept this version of events put by Victoria Police to a Victorian parliamentary inquiry has been challenged by a Melbourne Response independent commissioner, Peter O'Callaghan QC, who provided the same inquiry with details of several referrals he had made to police).
Now, who still defends it? Yes, yes, yes, but apart from you, I mean, Gerard.
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather died, her grandmother tearfully replies, ''He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning''.
Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. ''Oh no, my dear,'' replies her gran. 'Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the Sunday morning church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply moving in with the ding and out with the dong.''
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They said it
"It's a sad story, and it wasn't of much interest to me . . . I had no reason to turn my mind to the extent of the evils that Ridsdale had perpetrated."
Cardinal George Pell to the royal commission. And so, the end.
"If we were to come to the conclusion that you did know about Ridsdale when he was moved, then you would be culpable too?"
Royal commissioner Peter McClellan to Cardinal Pell, who replied, after a pause, "Correct".
"You can't wave a magic wand and correct the situation easily in every situation."
A frustrated Cardinal Pell at the royal commission asked what he had done to help sexually abused children. Counsel assisting Gail Furness, SC: "We are talking about the safety of children, Cardinal ... You don't need a magic wand; you just need a group of adults who are responsible don't you?"
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CLARIFICATION: An earlier version of this story has been amended to make clear a Victoria Police assertion regarding Melbourne Response has been challenged by a Melbourne Response independent commissioner, Peter O'Callaghan QC.