Don't touch that dial: Catch Sammy J and Randy at the Comedy Store on July 26.

Don't touch that dial: Catch Sammy J and Randy at the Comedy Store on July 26.

Sammy J and Randy, comedians

SAMMY J: Hey Randy?

RANDY: Yes?

SJ: What would your perfect weekend involve?

R: A packet of crisps and a night out with Natalie Imbruglia. 

SJ: Ah …

R: What about you?

SJ: A packet of crisps and a night out with Natalie Imbruglia.

R: Well, this is awkward. 

SJ: Perhaps we could split the weekend up?

R: How so?

SJ: Well, you could take the crisps, and I could take the night out with Natalie Imbruglia?

R: I don’t like that plan. Why leave me with the crisps?

SJ: Because I’d rather have a night out with Natalia Imbruglia.

R: Fine, how about this: You can have all the crisps, and before I take her out on a date, I’ll let you say hello to Natalie Imbruglia.

SJ: How about this: We split the crisps, then we each spend half an hour with Natalie Imbruglia, after which she chooses who to spend the rest of the evening with.

R: Deal.

SJ: Great. Let’s call Natalie Imbruglia!

R: Great. Do you have her number?

SJ: Nope. Do you?

R: Nope.

SJ: How disappointing.

R: Shall we get some crisps?

SJ: I guess so.

Sammy J and Randy perform at the Comedy Store on Saturday, July 26, 7pm. Go to comedystore.com.au for tickets.