Don't touch that dial: Catch Sammy J and Randy at the Comedy Store on July 26.
Sammy J and Randy, comedians
SAMMY J: Hey Randy?
SJ: What would your perfect weekend involve?
R: A packet of crisps and a night out with Natalie Imbruglia.
SJ: Ah …
R: What about you?
SJ: A packet of crisps and a night out with Natalie Imbruglia.
R: Well, this is awkward.
SJ: Perhaps we could split the weekend up?
R: How so?
SJ: Well, you could take the crisps, and I could take the night out with Natalie Imbruglia?
R: I don’t like that plan. Why leave me with the crisps?
SJ: Because I’d rather have a night out with Natalia Imbruglia.
R: Fine, how about this: You can have all the crisps, and before I take her out on a date, I’ll let you say hello to Natalie Imbruglia.
SJ: How about this: We split the crisps, then we each spend half an hour with Natalie Imbruglia, after which she chooses who to spend the rest of the evening with.
SJ: Great. Let’s call Natalie Imbruglia!
R: Great. Do you have her number?
SJ: Nope. Do you?
SJ: How disappointing.
R: Shall we get some crisps?
SJ: I guess so.
Sammy J and Randy perform at the Comedy Store on Saturday, July 26, 7pm. Go to comedystore.com.au for tickets.