Pay TV: Thursday, January 31
Alana Thompson - also known as Honey Boo Boo and even Honey Boo Boo Child.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Discovery Health, 8pm
''My go-go juice is gonna make me win!'' ''A dolla make me wanna holla!'' For the uninitiated, these are the catch cries of six-year-old child beauty pageant participant Alana ''Honey Boo Boo'' Thompson. If either of these sentences is familiar to you, put down this newspaper and seek the guidance of a professional therapist immediately.
Tosh.0, Comedy Channel, 9pm
Surprisingly entertaining American show that takes the formula of Funniest Home Videos and dials up the depravity - as well as the laughs.