Ice and Coco are clearly happy and deeply in love.
Ice Loves Coco , Tuesday, E!, 9.30pm
''FOR us New Yorkers, Fashion Week is, like, the biggest time when we celebrate fashion,'' articulates the noted fashion designer Coco Austin. Why has the subject come up? Because Coco's label, Licious, is about to make its Fashion Week debut. Coco is even more nervous than you might expect - she fears that her glossy bete noire, Cosmopolitan magazine, might turn up. ''Cosmo hates my guts,'' she says. ''They've been talking crap about me for two years. I don't know who's up there that hates me so much, but I don't deserve that.'' Now, if you're baffled as to why Cosmo doesn't consider Coco the epitome of style and sophistication, just check out her website, cocosworld.com. Or, better still, don't - there are some things that can't be unseen (and, come to think of it, it's probably not safe for work). In any event, Coco has plenty of moral support in her publicist, Soulgee, her assistant, Sparkle, and her husband, Ice-T. And it's nice that Coco is making a point of designing clothes for curvaceous women. Tonight's triumphant fashion parade, however, leaves a lingering suspicion that most curvaceous women would prefer to wear something else. The second storyline has Coco and Ice inspecting the progress that builders have made on their new house. It will feature a ''Coco cave'' that will be like a fashion boutique, with lots of sofas, mirrors, plasma screens and so on. But the whole thing might have to be put on hold for a few months because Ice wants his garage to have Mitt Romney-style car elevators. Tacky as they might be, Ice and Coco are clearly happy and deeply in love, not to mention stinking rich. So, like, they win.
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