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Welcome to our world, Lynda

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Sam de Brito Every man who's been turned away from a venue for not wearing a collared shirt was shaking their head at a Sydney solicitor denied access to the SCG Members.

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Plugging holes in your self-esteem

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Sam de Brito Snobbery always tells you more about the shortcomings of the snob than the snubbed.

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Sam de Brito I'm incredibly wary when a man can't explain what he does in under 10 words.

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The alternative 10 commandments

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Sam de Brito For a practical guide to living, try consulting a list written within a millennium of your birthday.

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Ladies, why so serious?

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Sam de Brito It seems the only thing women find enduringly humourous about men is their "issues".

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Living in a loser's paradise

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Sam de Brito The exquisite agony of selling your heart to a proud club that just can't win the big one.

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Buddy: worth every cent and then some

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Sam de Brito Paying Lance Franklin $10 million over nine years is a stunning coup for the Swans.

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Gods of metal

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Sam de Brito Hard rock gigs are a rare way for young men to get physical in an appropriate manner.

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Football and fisticuffs

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Sam de Brito I was dead wrong on this subject and my past opinion was juvenile and irresponsible.

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Don't vote for me - please

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Sam de Brito A poll to ostracise their "most hated" worked for the ancient Greeks. Why not us?

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Never 'beef down' to an internet troll

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Sam de Brito The golden rule of hip-hop can also be applied to dealing with online pests.

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The biggest penis in the world

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Sam de Brito Richest? Fastest? Biggest? Which would you choose?

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Shifts in perspective

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Sam de Brito Dolly Parton's dimensions have long been admired, but seldom in this way.

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A word to the wise

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Sam de Brito There's just one thing you can't find on the internet, and it's a commodity we all crave.

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Sober dating

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Sam de Brito No slurred words to be playfully misconstrued, no crumbling inhibitions to trip over.

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Lessons in accountability

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Sam de Brito Think your job is stressful? Try marching 10,000 murderers out of the desert.

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Gen Y takes centre stage

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Sam de Brito The new theory: our young sportspeople suck because we cruised through the GFC.

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Five top tips for writers

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Sam de Brito It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks; your writing should be its own reward.

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My other, other Benz

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Sam de Brito Does it matter what car you drive? Only people who haven't driven a damn good one say "no".

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CSI suburbia

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Sam de Brito What cringeable crumbs of evidence would crime scene investigators find in your home?

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