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Terrible TV trends

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Stitched Up

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Women aren’t the only ones to have fallen prey to trends that are better left on the small screen. Photo: Getty Images

A look at the small screen’s worst fashion offenders.

Thanks to Jennifer Aniston’s overly coiffed tresses in the first and second season of Friends, the mid-to-late ’90s were awash with women sporting unflattering, over-layered cuts after demanding that their hairdresser give them “The Rachel”.

Even the actress herself admits it wasn’t the best look: “I think it was the ugliest haircut I've ever seen. What I really want to know is, how did that thing have legs?”

But women aren’t the only ones to have fallen prey to trends that are better left on the small screen. While many men look towards celebrities to lead the way when it comes to style, there are plenty of suspect wardrobe choices that have filtered down to the masses – looks that the actor probably doesn’t rock in real life and certainly shouldn’t have been adopted by everyday guys.

Let’s talk a walk through the hall of sartorial shame.

White sneakers – Seinfeld
In what now looks like a blatant product placement spot for Nike, Jerry Seinfeld is responsible for making the humble white trainer a perfectly acceptable choice of footwear off the tennis court. All but forgetting they’re as ugly as sin.

While trainers, sneakers, joggers - or whatever else you want to call them - are great, not all kinds work when you hit the street. Whether teamed with jeans or black pants, Seinfeld popularised the actual white gym shoe.

Don’t be fooled. While the TV show itself is enduring, this look doesn’t belong anywhere other than the locker room.

Ed Hardy – Jersey Shore
No one watches the antics of this rag-tag group of future alcoholics in order to pick up helpful life tips, so why then do men insist on looking up to them as fashion guides?

The overarching style of these juiced-up guidos and their admirers can be summed up in two words: Ed Hardy. Followed closely by anything else manufactured by the brand’s former boss, Christian Audigier.

Contrary to popular opinion, these clothes don’t make you hard-edged or youthful. If you’re under 40 you look like a complete douche bag and for those heading into middle age nothing screams I’m-desperately-trying-to-reclaim-my-youth-following-my-recent-divorce than a bad acid trip of a T-shirt featuring flaming skulls, ornate flowers and semi-naked women.

Bowling shirts – Two and a Half Men
Sure, Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” fuelled departure from hit show Two and a Half Men received many well-deserved column inches. But the wardrobe department committed a truly bigger, and decidedly less captivating, crime with the reintroduction of the humble bowling shirt.

Perfectly acceptable attire while actually bowling, it otherwise deserves a special place in the cleaning rag pile alongside Hawaiian shirts and old undies.

Exceptions are made for guys living a rockabilly lifestyle, as the choice of bowling shirts in this instance doesn’t automatically make you look like a creepy uncle.

Coogi knits – Kath & Kim
While Kath & Kim’s Kel Knight loved dressing tizzy in one of his many fine Coogi knits, they made sense when viewed in context to the show. It was after all a sitcom. However, this didn’t stop our country’s more fashion forward youngins from reappropriating them as an ironic streetwear look.

Like Ken Done windcheaters before them, what once made the self-appointed stylish cringe in disgust is now a cheeky nod to their parent’s daggy winter choices. But, as is the case with many TV shows on the box today, just because something is popular doesn’t always mean it’s good.

Who do you think are the worst small screen style offenders, both past and present?

25 comments so far

  • Seriously sneakers as street wear have always been in...crisply clean ones always make me cringe (because I don't think sneakers should look clean, they should look like they have been used). Big trend in Asia (which is much more with it than you certainly are) and that has nothing to do with Sienfield.

    As for people wearing clothes from Jersey Shore...ummm...well if you watch that show for fashion hints then those clothes are definitely for you.

    Commenter
    Flingebunt
    Location
    Brisbane
    Date and time
    June 08, 2012, 11:04AM
    • Whenever I'm walking in the street, I notice that most people seem to shop at Target or Kmart. If you dress well in Australia you stick out like a sore thumb especially for men.

      Walk around in most European cities you start to realise that people in Australia dress like they are homeless.

      Commenter
      shylock
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 1:11PM
    • That's because in Europe good clothes come at Kmart prices

      Commenter
      Ailie
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 2:47PM
    • Ah yes, good point........nothing to do of course with the majority of Australians who take great pride in being "casual" and of "relaxed attitude".

      Commenter
      shylock
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 3:32PM
    • I am very interesting in the opinion of streetwalkers.

      Commenter
      Wayne Kerr
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 5:33PM
    • don't bag out target. they actually produce some of thier clothes from the same factories as some of the 'designer' brands. most aussies are bogans, and cant tell the difference between quality, anyway. they automatically think that the so called branded goods are superior when in fact hey have a 500% mark up. k-mart on the other hand is a completely different kettle of fish.

      Commenter
      ??
      Location
      toorak
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 10:11PM
  • Don't forget that what the experts today call fashion disasters in hair and clothes were acclaimed by those same experts in years gone by as cutting-edge style. Something to remember when listening to experts tell us what is 'style' today!
    By the way, what is a bowling shirt? - I never watch the show.

    Commenter
    Jo
    Location
    Brisbane
    Date and time
    June 08, 2012, 12:59PM
    • Jerry Seinfeld popularised wearing white sneakers? Really? Pretty much every hip hop artist from the early 80's disagrees with you.

      Commenter
      shinobi
      Location
      sydney
      Date and time
      June 08, 2012, 1:17PM
      • But Jerry wore them with tucked-in button downs/puffy pirate shirts and straight legged jeans. Which, I think we can all agree, is a slightly different look to that being rocked by early 80s hip hop artists...

        Commenter
        Nan
        Date and time
        June 08, 2012, 3:59PM
      • Im pretty sure sneakers as streetwear go well back to the fifties..if not before. Sorry, Jerry Sienfeld didnt popularise them, only one brand perhaps.

        And Ed Hardy had been ( and gone ) way before anyone in this country knew of Jersey Shore.

        Commenter
        Davo
        Location
        Melbourne
        Date and time
        June 09, 2012, 12:20AM

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