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Is pampering overrated?

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Pure tedium ... is pampering more trouble than it's worth?

Pure tedium ... is pampering more trouble than it's worth?

Is pampering worth the hassle? Are beauty treatments more of a chore than a treat? And, if so - is it worth it? Take nails. They look great when they're groomed but the manicure process, far from being the glamorous girly undertaking of movie lore, is tedious to the point of delirium. Am I the only one who thinks so?

It's the sitting still I can't abide. The small talk. The faint sense of anxiety as the manicurist picks up the cuticle clippers and files and buffs away. The alternatives are having ugly and neglected nails or doing it myself. I take the latter. The image consultants are correct when they say that groomed nails give a polished finish - and it's one less thing to worry about when nails aren't snagging on random items. And, besides, it's the only excuse I have these days to be left undisturbed in front of the television. ''Would you please get me a cup of tea? I'm doing my nails.'' ''Sorry, I can't come and help - my nails are still wet.'' My mother thinks that ''sorry - my nails are still wet'' has proven my lifelong catchphrase, much as leaving small pools of water in my wake is my trademark gesture (I always assumed it evaporated).

But professional manicures are a standard beauty treatment. They are popular and give bang for the buck. There's got to be a way for a beauty blogger to learn to love them. It is my duty. And in this spirit I have trialled three different types of manicure in an attempt to make the process more tolerable.

Sensory deprivation: Lie back, relax under blanket on giant recliner, with eye mask and ear buds in place as beauty therapist (presumably silently) gets to work. No talking or even emoting required - just a short discussion on the various merits of nail colours then self-absorbed cocooning as the evening lights of Melbourne twinkle somewhere below. Try to zone out in yogaesque way as my hands are lifted and seen to. Almost succeed. Then meditation CD ends prematurely and my senses reactivate.
Where: Aurora Spa Retreat, St Kilda.

Home visit: No driving, parking or smudge-risking travel time required. Nor childminding: therapist is bringing her baby which will theoretically entertain mine in the comfort of my own home. Spend 15 minutes tidying the sitting room and bathroom in preparation and another 40 minutes making orange cake and assembling toys. Toys not required as her baby sleeps and mine loses self on ABC4Kids website (he's very advanced) as my nails are given thorough care. Eating cake would just muss them.
Who: Slinky Pinkies mobile manicurist, eastern Melbourne.

Two for one: Hands and feet done at same time to save time. Apparently this is the regulars' weekly standard at this emporium of the establishment. Drawn, rebelliously, to questionable-in-taste sparkly magenta shade which therapists paint, in sync, on fingernails and toenails after a detailed and attentive manicure/pedicure combo. Chat to both though the feet are obviously the less desirable task - it is the pedicurist she who has to wait her turn for the polish and to locate the cuticle oil.
Where: Hale'O'Nails, Armadale.

The upshot: Professional manicures are all far better and longer lasting than when I do my own nails in front of Bored to Death. Massage would still be my choice from the treatment menu (which these three therapists all offer, dammit) as this I can't do for myself. Waxing is more essential if there has to be a choice -  though even less fun. Hate it. The indignity, the fuss with it all. Don't get me started.

What beauty ''treats'' can't you abide? What have you tried or once done and would never do again? Does anyone else think manicures are overrated? Or am I being a beauty curmudgeon instead of being a good and grateful beauty blogger?

Natasha Hughes was the guest of the three therapists.

27 comments so far

  • I love going for treatments! I tell my therapist beforehand that I am exhausted from looking after the kids all week and she knows that means I want quiet time. She will give me a super microdermabrasion and clears out my skin, all in silence, apart from the few questions around whether I am comfortable, happy with the process etc. I live for these quiet times away from my noisy family. I feel renewed after.

    Commenter
    dianav
    Date and time
    August 09, 2012, 10:33AM
    • I've never had a manicure - it's just not high on my priority list although I'm sure I'll get one one day to see what all the fuss is about.
      I'm sure a professional would do a much better job than I ever could, but when I bother to do my nails they look quite good. I don't think there's anything wrong with not spending lots of time meticulously grooming one's nails or not getting manicures; as long as nails are clean, neatly trimmed to all the same length (whether short or long) and hands/nails/cuticles moisturised (any hand cream will take care of all 3), they look just fine. I don't understand this perception these days that if you don't get a professional manicure, that means your nails are unkempt or somehow unacceptable.

      Commenter
      Amy
      Location
      Sydney
      Date and time
      August 09, 2012, 10:54AM
      • I hate them all. SO boring; I spend the whole time thinking of more productive things I could be doing. Hair is the worst as it just takes so damn long. I endure hair regularly; nails (pedi only as teaching art makes a manicure pointless) occasionally; waxing when I can bear it ...

        Commenter
        TH
        Date and time
        August 09, 2012, 10:57AM
        • I don't really enjoy any of them. Sitting around covered in goo and making boring small talk with a beauty therapist about dull subjects like 50 Shades of Grey (I am the only female alive who hasn't read it, I suspect) or the boring Olympics is just mind-numbingly tedious. Mucking around with goo and candles in the bath is also boring. That's time where I could be doing something useful. So getting my hair coloured is about the only beauty treatment I bother with. Strangely, I manage to not look unkempt despite this negligence. It's almost as though none of it's necessary despite the marketing.

          Commenter
          Looloo
          Date and time
          August 09, 2012, 11:13AM
          • "I am the only female alive who hasn't read it, I suspect"

            No, there are two of us ;)

            Commenter
            Donna Joy
            Date and time
            August 09, 2012, 3:48PM
          • Don't read it. I forced to myself to see just how bad it could be. Very VERY bad. Really, don't read it!

            Commenter
            Andrea
            Location
            FTG
            Date and time
            August 09, 2012, 4:11PM
          • Make that 3!

            Commenter
            Kiddo
            Date and time
            August 09, 2012, 4:31PM
          • Make that four, and I won't ever torture myself, besides, that's time that could be spent reading something edifying.

            As for treatments: don't worry too much, I know a lot of women who have their nails done, and waxing, and facial days, and monthly hair appointments - oddly, they don't look at all well groomed, other than nails. These same women are likely to dress badly, not wear an iota of makeup and their hair starts fading from day two. They night be paying for treatments, and do see this as a treat for themselves, which is fair enough, but alas, it's wasted money, as they take no care with the way they present themselves to the rest of the world.

            Have a daily shower, leave home with clean, tidy hair, dress to flatter your body, and use a touch of makeup if you're a certain age: groomed, in other words, beats the heck out of all those expensive treatments.

            Commenter
            C.Fairy
            Location
            Melbourne
            Date and time
            August 09, 2012, 6:52PM
          • I thought it was badly written, but I still enjoyed 50 Shades of grey. Its lovely escapism

            Commenter
            dianav
            Date and time
            August 12, 2012, 4:40PM
        • I gave up after worrying about catching diseases.

          Commenter
          Sandy
          Location
          Melb
          Date and time
          August 09, 2012, 11:17AM

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