The Sydney-born television executive, 48, said "I do" to Turner Prize-winning artist, Keith Tyson, 47.
Amy Croffey is a Daily Life reporter with Fairfax Media.
Her new rap song is based on her split from the 74-year-old and the time she was named in a New York corruption case for having group sex with two NYPD officers and three other men on a private plane.
Akin to bird migration patterns, once temperatures cool Down Under, Australians flock north in their droves in search of summer sun.
The best social soirees in Sydney this week: From Rachael Finch riding into Martin Place on horseback holding aloft the Melbourne Cup to 500 sneakerheads lining up for JD Sports' long-awaited NSW store opening.
Are Prince George and Princess Charlotte getting a sibling?
"Most people who say mean things about me have never met me before," Elgort explained to Fairfax Media on the Baby Driver red carpet.
Roxy Jacenko is yet to reveal if Curtis gave her another ring.
If there was a checklist for a midlife crisis-addled man seeking to regain some semblance of his youth, Channel Nine's Today show host Karl Stefanovic has ticked all of the boxes.
Ansel Elgort and Lily James graced Sydney for the Baby Driver black carpet, while Jodi Anasta, Amber Sherlock, Terry Biviano, Sam Frost and Luke Burgess all turned out for the real song and dance – Disney on Ice presents Frozen.
Not expecting anything less from a couple who sat on his-and-her gold thrones at their wedding, Harper dressed in a Cinderella dress and invited five school friends along to the princess tea party at the Queen's official residence.