The Good

Malin Akerman looked off-the-chain fabulous in this Cushnie et Ochs column gown. Perfect fire engine red, right amount of skin, right amount of sass and look at the accessories ... not a foot out of place. Top marks.

Jamie King looked like Grace Kelly in this one-shouldered, lace cocktail frock. Her look is all about elegance - sleek hair, sparkly clutch and please take notes on the shoes - this is the shape and the colour you wear with red. Jamie has managed to make this very retro silhouette modern.

The Bad

 

Is that a pair of vanilla-malted stockings I can see? This outfit has no redeeming features. It starts with the hair- a case of dip-dye gone wrong. Then there's the dress - cut, print and fit - a trifecta fail. Tights from her Nanna and iced with a pair of two-tone Mary Jane's. How did this happen Amy Heidemann? How?

Stop. Hammer time. Jenna Elfman is channeling the ghost of 1984 in this polka-dot meets brocade on a picnic in the Sahara smock. The shoes don't match the dress, the bag doesn't match anything - she looks like she raided the lost property bin at the local library.

The Post-Baby Bodies

 

Pink is awesome. I love that she looked like a real woman during her pregnancy and then took a year to look like her superstar self again. The punk chic of this body-con dress is totally cool - like its wearer - as is the ladylike version of her eponymous pink crop cut.

She had Baby Number Three just five months ago and she's back on the red carpet. Jennifer Garner has a realness about her style that is effortless and lovely. Top marks for use of post-baby draping and jersey.

The Art Installation

Just because you're dating an Olympic swimmer doesn't mean you're required to dress in theme. Model Annabeth Murphy-Thomas went to an Olympics party in London this week on the arm of boyfriend (Olympian) Ryan Lochte wearing a dress made out of left over swimsuits. She kept the aquatic theme going with a fish braid. Didn't work Annabeth. Didn't work.