While our Prime Minister and his NSW counterpart Mike Baird are quite the budgie smuggler enthusiasts, even the statement bathing suit showcased by The Only Way is Essex stars Harry Derbidge and Bobby Norris, pictured below last week in Marbella, Spain, may be a little too much style over substance for the surf at Manly.

Produced by French swimwear label Alter, the barely-there swimsuit is for men (here’s looking at you, ''spornosexuals'') who are concerned with the unsightly tan lines other swimmers like Speedos, boy leg shorts or knee-length boardies cause.

According to one stockist, the selling point of the togs, which are available in four colours of black, white, red or blue, is the fabric. '' [It] allows virtually unlimited flexibility and resistance and incorruptibility that assures you the ultimate grip at all times.''

The togs, which make Borat’s mankini and even dental floss look like practical beach attire, are made from spandex and polymide, a fabric used to manufacture outdoor and workout wear. A pair will set you back $31.74.