Jenna Clarke

Jenna Clarke is your Gen Y gyroscope, zeroing in on the latest fashion trends, relationship dramas and funky happenings. Join her as she navigates her way – or at least tries to plot a steady course – through the sometimes murky waters of new age living, loving, drinking, eating and social networking.
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Why being called a man-repelling bitch is a compliment

Jenna Clarke It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a certain wardrobe is not going to get laid.

Lose your top, add to your back pocket: the next generation skimpy

Jenna Clarke and Skimpy

Jenna Clarke It takes a lot of balls to show your breasts to more than 2,000 men and tell CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies to behave – however the C-cups of the next generation of topless barmaids runneth over with...

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Athletes are well dressed not 'disappointing'

Olympic fashion

Jenna Clarke The athletes in London are making sportswear more high fashion than Steve Hooker's dizzying personal best.

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A photo album called 'abortion'

The HBO series Girls discussed the issue of abortion in it's second ever episode. It has since been nominated for five Emmys.

Jenna Clarke Why would a woman take photos of the abortion of her child?

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Social media paranoia or the day curiosity killed the cat

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Jenna Clarke Social media has turned us all into faux celebrities.

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How 'having it all' turned me into a woman child

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Jenna Clarke I am shirking womanhood and I’m on the wrong side of 25 to be doing so.

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A day in the life of an Aussie Queen

Jenna Clarke and the Queen

Jenna Clarke 1. Slap Fergie 2. Tell off Philip 3. Let Pippa marry Harry if she cans the black eyeliner.

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Guilty pleasures in the supermarket

Kim Kardashian

Jenna Clarke Reality TV, Fifty Shades of Grey, Collingwood season tickets – all things which constitute guilty pleasures – my secret is that I like to shop for porn – food porn.

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How the c-word turned a grouch into a (fairy) godmother

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Jenna Clarke There are few things I share with a royal bride, however deflecting questions about our wombs is one burden we carry together.

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S..t Aussie fashion people say

Jenna Clarke at Fashion Week

Jenna Clarke Being a loner at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia was very entertaining.

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Perth fashion needs a 'vajazzle'

Essex, Tarvydas

Jenna Clarke We here in Perth could learn a thing or two from Essex.

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I got 99 problems and b**ches are some

Barbie

Jenna Clarke Jay-Z and I don’t have much in common.

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Unplugged at the polo

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Jenna Clarke Last week I had a Kate Middleton/The Bachelor moment but it was more fun than receiving a rose or a royal wedding.

The perfect 'Mrs'

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Bree Maddox and Malcolm Day composite

Jenna Clarke Marriage and relationships can sometimes be considered the human Rubik's cube.

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Time to say (a goofy) goodbye

Awkward goodbyes

Jenna Clarke There are only a few things that I'm embarrassed by.

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Chasing fame and hype? Head (or Fed) down under

Kevin Federline

Jenna Clarke I sat waiting, trying to control backflipping butterflies as the man formerly known as Britney Spears' husband finished his Marlboro Light and sauntered up the stairs at my local cafe to chat to me.