Heckler on Modern
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Your mother deserves a little credit
Heckler I have been a frequent visitor from Britain to your beautiful country for some 15 years or so, latterly to visit, with my wife on an annual basis, our daughter and family who are residents of Sydney...
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Mary had a wittle lamb, full of iron
Heckler ''I'LL have the steak, thank you, medium rare. No, not the tuna steak, the beef steak.
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Last post for something we rely on
Heckler SO THE powers that be are closing my post office. They can't justify it being there any more and they say it's unprofitable. Well, of course it's bloody unprofitable, it's a post office.
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Just answer the question
Heckler TWO words, two tiny, loaded English words, are rapidly becoming obsolete. Two important words treading the path of extinction are on my barometer for declining standards in civilisation.
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Getting on my nerves
Heckler YOU'VE probably never met your sciatic nerves. At least, not if you're lucky.
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The nanna stripped bare
Heckler A MODERN woman of 63 years, I consider myself to be broad minded. I don't flinch at hearing occasional ''colourful'' language, as long as it is not used in a threatening or abusive manner and not...
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It's not right to be left out
Heckler Today at the supermarket the polite, smiling, efficient cashier who expertly packed my green bags still did something to tip me over the edge.
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We'll all be a lot safer if cars are not
Heckler HAVING been almost run over twice in the last week, I have had an epiphany. Modern vehicles are just too damn safe.
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Be nice and tell her she's dreaming
Heckler To keep me quiet as a child, my parents fed me a diet of Disney movies.
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Lifts push all my buttons
Heckler Of all the modern day inventions, lifts are remarkably convenient when they do work, and sheer terror when they don't.
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One born every minute
Heckler Commonsense is not common. An old saw but, like many, based in truth. Although I am a doctor (declaration of interest), one does not have to be to grasp the failure of commonsense implicit in two...
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Wealth for toil: sure is hard work
Heckler GENERALLY, we are open and friendly sorts, unencumbered by formality, and rigid class divides. Why then do I loathe our national anthem?
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Guarding your regards
Heckler KR, it says. Right there, at the end of the introductory and unrequested email about his PR firm. Just before his name. KR. I have no idea what it means.
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Browsing for books a pain
Heckler I have not one, not two, but three heckles that I'll lump together as bibliopathology, for want of a better term.
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Easter Show fee does not compute
Heckler THIS is ridiculous. For some years now I've been entering the Easter Show Arts and Crafts sections, as, for even longer, have my forebears.
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Thieves did not cash in
Heckler Last week our family was rudely jolted into the modern world when three vehicles were broken into as they sat unlocked in our driveway in our sleepy, semi-rural suburb in north-west Sydney while we...
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It's so loud, you can't hear yourself drink
Heckler VERY loud music is good for two things: for dancing to, and for screaming along to when you're alone in the car. And that's it.
