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Bad mothers confab: no fakes please

Heckler DUE to escalated interest in the bad mothers meetings, which have been held on an irregular basis through the year, a Bad Mothers Conference has been planned so that we can all sleep in following the...

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And, still the truth goes up in smoke

Heckler IN THREE weeks' time, cigarette inspectors will start patrolling stores to make sure shelves are lined with drab green boxes.

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Reeling with rage over change

Heckler OK, THIS is the last straw. I want to take my kids to a movie at the weekend, and have just looked at the Herald's movie guide.

Gift for dad, the armed, drunk loner

Heckler IF ANOTHER catalogue comes through my letterbox around Father's Day urging my family to buy me a John Wayne, Dirty Harry or James Bond movie for dad, I'll spill my Milo.

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It's a fest erring sore

Heckler ANOTHER Tropfester, another lot of arty-farty claptrap dominated by bloody movie professionals with budgets.

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Drag your knuckles, not your feet

Heckler WOMEN have been complaining about men for as long as the trees have stood, and for almost as long, men have been writing about it.

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No rest for the wicked

Heckler SLEEPOVERS - don't you love them? There is nothing your average 10-year-old girl enjoys more than a sleepover with a selection of her best friends and/or mortal enemies.

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Life's little displeasures

Heckler LET'S face it, size does matter. When it comes to movie screens, at least.

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Be nice and tell her she's dreaming

Heckler To keep me quiet as a child, my parents fed me a diet of Disney movies.

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Browsing for books a pain

Heckler I have not one, not two, but three heckles that I'll lump together as bibliopathology, for want of a better term.

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It's so loud, you can't hear yourself drink

Heckler VERY loud music is good for two things: for dancing to, and for screaming along to when you're alone in the car. And that's it.