Heckler on The Age

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Welcome to the age of 'you sick, we click'

Heckler IF YOU were in hospital in the good old days - and by that I mean a time when the world was a simpler place - and you saw a doctor or nurse heading your way, they would be most likely armed with one...

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Youngsters are clueless about life for oldsters

Heckler AT 64 I have read that a group of 40-year-olds working for a think tank recommend raising the knackery level to 70. Oh, the aches and pains now.

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Seeing red over use of intoxicating wine studies

Heckler Hardly a day goes by without the media enlightening us with some ground-breaking new research to guide us along the rocky road of life.

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All hail first letter to help put you on e-asy street

Heckler I WAS so pleased to see that bookshops are now categorising their books alphabetically.

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Plenty of clicks and cricks in my old chassis

Heckler IF MY body was a used car that was for sale I'm not sure that I would buy it.

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Living in the 70s, a good time's been had

Heckler AT 64, I've read that a group of 40-year-olds working for a think tank recommend raising the knackery level to 70. Oh, the aches and pains now.

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Overdose of awe is dreadful

Heckler LATELY people seem to be increasingly impressed by my words and actions. My most ordinary efforts have a great impact and are now regarded as ''awesome''.

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Pain of modern paeans

Heckler WHY doesn't God turn them into pillars of salt? Or at least send a bolt of lightning or two?

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Parental guidance a necessity

Heckler LAST week I made the mistake of eating one of those new low-fat chocolate bars. It was, to put it politely, unpalatable.

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Land of the free money, it's there for the taking

Heckler I HAVE lived in this wonderful country for the last 33 years, having arrived in Sydney from England at the age of 25.

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Pull the plug on e-books

Heckler I'll never buy an e-reader. I love paper books too much. Every day I read that yet another cut-price e-reader has squished itself into the booming market.

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Facebook cull is a hard task

Heckler CULLING Facebook friends is like quitting smoking. Friends who you care nothing about are quite obviously not good for you.

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No need to stop tonsil hockey at 60

Heckler WHILE having a cappuccino with my older mate and about to finish off one of my well-worn anecdotes, he interrupted. ''God it makes you sick,'' he said.