Heckler on Art
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Real estate and the art of number crunching
Heckler ''I AM agent, hear me roar!'' Yes, I am a real estate agent, and I am proud - a motivated professional with the stuck-on smile, the suit and tie, and requisite BMW.
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Stewing over rabbit epidemic
Heckler MY SYDNEY suburb is experiencing a rabbit plague - we recently counted 25 at a local park at dusk. I have asked the council for advice, and they put me on to a rural group who suggested I trap them...
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'Tis the season not to shop for Christmas
Heckler DEPENDING upon which particular bit of the globe you spent your childhood years you are likely to have firm associations with Christmas festivities.
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This is our space, so give it back
Heckler ABOUT a year ago, I started to notice the ''temporary'' functions marquee at the north-east corner of the Opera House forecourt wasn't temporary any more.
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I want out of Generation I
Heckler TODAY'S teenagers are shaped by a multitude of weighty issues - high levels of teenage obesity, a heavy binge drinking culture and a social media landscape with hefty consequences.
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Shopping gets me off my trolley
Heckler FEMALE relatives have declared me the family anomaly. They have convinced me I have a defective gene.
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Buy a hat and save a fortune
Heckler THIS is a message to the women of the world: I dyed my hair dark brown three months ago.
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Coming to terms with a new year
The Heckler THIS is a special bulletin to all bad mothers to fill them in on the details of the annual back to school meeting which took place this week.
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Take bread off circuses to spend in real world
Heckler AROUND 72AD, canny Roman politicians came up with the idea of ''bread and circuses'' as a way of quelling murmurings, and knocked together the Colosseum.
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It's policy guaranteed to cause frustration
Heckler WHAT is it with organisations that hide behind ''policy'' to make us poor punters jump through hoops, only to have that policy conveniently overlooked when one becomes insistent that one is not going...
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Mining their own business
Heckler MY LOCAL coffee shop is on the decline and I blame the mining companies.
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Manners go down with the elevator
Heckler You work high up on level 26 of an office tower in the city. You have two pressing and seemingly irreconcilable deadlines.
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Lord help me on the stairway to heaven
Heckler I HAVE a confession to make - I am scared of heights.
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No decent reason to rail against the machine
Heckler I'M UPSET. No, actually, I'm very angry. How come people who don't live in the area and never use it, can tell me my chosen mode of transport is useless and proceed to take it away from me? Yes, I'm...
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Not much cause for a tea party
Heckler IT'S TEA, people. It's not rocket science or brain surgery, not even as hard as getting all your media outlets sorted together on one remote control.
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Seeing the light after 40 years
Heckler FOR years I have been buying my husband shirts he never wears. He always complained they were too loud. I thought it was just that he prefers khaki.
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Just answer the question
Heckler TWO words, two tiny, loaded English words, are rapidly becoming obsolete. Two important words treading the path of extinction are on my barometer for declining standards in civilisation.
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Boomer upsets the app-le cart
Heckler SO YET another Gen Y'er has a cheap shot at the fuddy-duddy baby boomers (''Generation Y bother'' - Heckler, July 7) who apparently have failed to grasp the significance of social media networks, the...
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Facebook cull is a hard task
Heckler CULLING Facebook friends is like quitting smoking. Friends who you care nothing about are quite obviously not good for you.
