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Internet scam had silver lining

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Heckler Dozens of phone calls from thoughtful friends asking had I really been mugged in Manila? No, I had been hacked.

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No worries? Now there's some hot air

Heckler CHRISTMAS 2011, with a house full of family, guests and pets, and an expired vacuum cleaner, we enjoyed the domestic bliss of shopping for a new machine, and were delighted to purchase a super-duper,...

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Why call centres get my goat

Heckler I WRITE this on behalf of the 3 million Australians who, like me, are fed up trying to have our domestic problems solved by doubtless well-meaning, but culturally challenged, people sitting in small...

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Hoping to hear silent night this Christmas

Heckler CHRISTMAS has a distinct resonance in our house. In other homes, the festive season might be accompanied by the sound of Jingle Bells or the comforting noise of cooking from the kitchen.

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Logging off the horror of online dating

Heckler BEING single and at times lonely for some male company, I made the mistake of joining a couple of online dating sites. I now call them ''non-dating sites'' because of recent experiences.

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Retail of woe: maybe it serves you right

Heckler READ the business pages. Watch the news. Listen to the radio. It's all about whiney, moaning retailers.

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All hail first letter to help put you on e-asy street

Heckler I WAS so pleased to see that bookshops are now categorising their books alphabetically.

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Insistence on title really ticks me off

Heckler IF COMPUTER programmers only do what analysts tell them to, then the analysts should be hung, drawn and quartered.

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Stores just sell same old story

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Heckler RETAILERS of Australia: I give up. I don't care what Gerry Harvey says. You don't want my money so I'm taking it to the internet.

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Drag your knuckles, not your feet

A man and a woman.

Heckler WOMEN have been complaining about men for as long as the trees have stood, and for almost as long, men have been writing about it.

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Abstaining throws up tricky issues

Heckler THE Great Vomit of Y2K was the last time I ever drank champagne or wine. I threw up so violently I lost a contact lens.

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WikiLeaks? Hear it first on grapevine

Heckler ALL this hoo-ha about WikiLeaks is really quite irritating. Let me tell you about my mother.

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A quote for all occasions

Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

Heckler ABC-TV news is to be congratulated for the conservation of taxpayer funds with its ARC (Anonymous Random Commentator) initiative.

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Sex, I'm sick of it

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Heckler Have you ever seen one of those couples in a park on a Sunday afternoon rolling around on top of each other like it's no one's business? Except it is everyone's business because all the small...

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Boomer upsets the app-le cart

Heckler SO YET another Gen Y'er has a cheap shot at the fuddy-duddy baby boomers (''Generation Y bother'' - Heckler, July 7) who apparently have failed to grasp the significance of social media networks, the...

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Hands off, chests too

Heckler Whenever I see a member of Generation X sporting a T-shirt with an image of the great musical artists of my youth, such as the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin, I cackle, chuckle, chortle, then...

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U15s cricket will hardly get runs up

Heckler A FEW words of advice for those seeking employment regarding the much-vaunted topic of what will make your résumé stand out.

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Stop it or I will take the cereal toys

Heckler Recently there has been an encroachment of our working life into our private time, but I have observed a reverse trend: employees substituting the work kitchen for home, to consume their breakfasts**.

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It's a lark, ascending

Heckler The escalator shows us everything that is wrong with humanity. You're in your local Westfield, browsing through the latest consumables.

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Stop mewing, start chewing

Heckler Vegetarians - I have a bone to pick with you. It riles me when you explain yourselves by saying you want to be cruelty-free.

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