Heckler on Boss
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Youngsters are clueless about life for oldsters
Heckler AT 64 I have read that a group of 40-year-olds working for a think tank recommend raising the knackery level to 70. Oh, the aches and pains now.
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Copping punches no horse play
Heckler TYPING with one hoof is so slow, it's almost not worth the trouble. But I just cannot let last week's debacle in my workplace go unnoticed.
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Insistence on title really ticks me off
Heckler IF COMPUTER programmers only do what analysts tell them to, then the analysts should be hung, drawn and quartered.
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Living in the 70s, a good time's been had
Heckler AT 64, I've read that a group of 40-year-olds working for a think tank recommend raising the knackery level to 70. Oh, the aches and pains now.
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Social media is just really anti-social
Heckler WHEN I was growing up, there were two mortal sins that were socially unacceptable and strongly enforced. One was not to whisper in public and the other was not to pass notes around the class.
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Point Percy at your peril, my dog has sharp teeth
Heckler I WAS working in the paddock and I noticed that the dog had suddenly jumped up from his normal resting place, under the gum tree, and started to stalk towards the front gate where a car had stopped.
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Shopping at the maul
Heckler SYDNEY'S CBD is a pedestrian nightmare of dawdlers, strollers and, as our American friends say, plain old jaywalkers.
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Breaking the cafe habit
Heckler What do you do when things go awry at your favourite cafe? There are the forgivable incidents, like when someone who orders after you gets served before you (a breach of the Golden Rule).
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It's always jam today
Heckler IN THE 1993 comedy Groundhog Day, Bill Murray wakes every morning to find his radio playing the same old tune. I know how he feels.
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Writer's block
Heckler I am in pain, wracked by an affliction such that, just when I want to end it all, I'm left with a recurrent dilemma - just how to do it.
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An omnibus fenestration conundrum
Heckler There is a small sign printed on the exterior of the driver's side of every NSW State Transit Authority bus: ''Do Not Enter Bus Through Window''. The window in question is more than 1.
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Pupil-free days punish the parents
Heckler Last night, after the dishwasher had been stacked and the kids' lunchboxes fumigated, I yelled the usual question: ''Have you got any notes in your schoolbags?''
