Heckler on Marketing
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Going to ground with casino plan
Heckler THE redevelopment of Barangaroo has the potential to create a great public space for all Sydneysiders and tourists to enjoy, as well as the chance to restore part of the foreshore of the harbour to a...
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No reaching a retching email reader
Heckler MY JOB involves working with international counterparts in business as well as consumers, and during the past six months, I've noticed a palpable increase in the use of the phrase ''reaching out''.
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Pests need to be shown the door
Heckler NOBODY likes a door-to-door salesperson knocking on their door, so what's with the increase in this irritating activity? Door-to-door selling is illegal on Sundays, yet they still knock, catching...
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'Our father'? More like oh, brother
Heckler LET me be upfront about this. I am not a churchgoer, despite an Anglican upbringing and a consistent diet of Sunday school, catechism, communion and churchgoing in my youth.
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Shopping gets me off my trolley
Heckler FEMALE relatives have declared me the family anomaly. They have convinced me I have a defective gene.
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Buy a hat and save a fortune
Heckler THIS is a message to the women of the world: I dyed my hair dark brown three months ago.
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Give faceless marketers the slip
Heckler IT'S not easy getting myself and two girls ready to leave the house each morning by 7am. So, I usually back out of the front door with the keys already in the lock, because I have six bags balanced...
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Crushed by life without my raspberry
Heckler My lipstick has been discontinued. Yes, okay, sorry chaps, I know that many of you aren't interested in this but just shut up and go away, would you?
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It's always jam today
Heckler IN THE 1993 comedy Groundhog Day, Bill Murray wakes every morning to find his radio playing the same old tune. I know how he feels.
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Sharp as a Christmas card lawyer
Heckler Take a breather and imagine what product would need this: on the back, in small print, is: ''CAUTION: product contains removable objects which are not suitable for children under three years of age.
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My darling, that's not really decaf
Heckler SHHHHH, I am leaning forward to whisper my secret to you.This is a true story. It is a story of how I am deceiving my wife.
