Heckler on God
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Stuck in a drain by the grace of God
Heckler My wife and I were visited by Jehovah's Witnesses on Sunday morning.
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Dear God, please help me out here
Heckler I hope You don't mind me contacting You through the papers rather than the usual way, but there is something here that needs a response.
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Waiting for some sense over weight
Heckler CHILDHOOD obesity is in the spotlight again, with Professor David Penington's suggestion that a child's weight be recorded on their primary school report.
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I must have died and gone to the VIP lounge
Heckler I DO love a pub that proudly boasts a VIP lounge on its signage.
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Unlimited talk time - parents not included
Heckler IT WAS about 8.15am when my mobile phone rang.
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Beached Boys show they're just washed up
Heckler SURELY it's only a matter of time until the phrase "dying on stage" becomes an SMH headline, and I, for one, don't want to be there to see someone who was big in the '70s and is now into their 70s...
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Throw the book at philistine scribblers
Heckler I WAS moved by a recent obituary in the Herald to revisit the works of that brilliant essayist, Gore Vidal, and was delighted to find several collections of his work at my local library.
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Hard to keep abreast of all the fashions
Heckler IT IS perhaps unsurprising that men's magazines are breast-obsessed (and give these ''lady lumps'' so many different monikers that Urban Dictionary should be kept at the ready).
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Plenty of clicks and cricks in my old chassis
Heckler IF MY body was a used car that was for sale I'm not sure that I would buy it.
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Shampoo? I can bottle up my ire no more
Heckler IT'S THE morning on a week day. It could have been any other time, but that's when it hit me.
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Pain of modern paeans
Heckler WHY doesn't God turn them into pillars of salt? Or at least send a bolt of lightning or two?
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There has to be a cure for credulity
Heckler ''AMERICAN doctors are testing microwave technology developed for a space-based missile defence system to shrink breast tumours before surgery.''
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It's a fest erring sore
Heckler ANOTHER Tropfester, another lot of arty-farty claptrap dominated by bloody movie professionals with budgets.
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How to hit a sour note
Heckler I AM fed up and I can't take it any more, so I am sending a warning. The hordes of the rude and the sick that insist on going to the Opera House concert hall have tried their best to ruin the music...
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Stop buying, start saving
Heckler I'M GOING out on a limb here, but should we really be calling talking about a housing affordability ''crisis''? Or is it more the case that people can't amass a deposit because they are too busy...
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Hands off happiness
Heckler I BLAME the universities. For years they've been turning out more graduates than there are useful things for these people to do.
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Birthdays gone up, up and away
Heckler A ''POSTAGE PAID'' printed on a letter usually spells something business-y and boring. Last week I got a letter from my regional health department with a NSW Health logo and a hospital address on it.
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Bible rages with gay abandon
Heckler THE refrain is hoary and regular: gay marriage cannot be allowed because it will undermine the institution of marriage between a man and a woman.
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No need to stop tonsil hockey at 60
Heckler WHILE having a cappuccino with my older mate and about to finish off one of my well-worn anecdotes, he interrupted. ''God it makes you sick,'' he said.
