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No fear, I'll just clear the deck, by gum

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Heckler LAST year, we replaced the old deck on our steep bush block in the lower north shore. There are numerous angophora (Sydney red gum) on the block below us, two of which have branches that overhang our...

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Coming clean on 'to do list' deadlines

Heckler I like a clean house and yard as much as the next person, but how much am I prepared to put into achieving this goal?

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Another fine mess - but no regrets

Heckler I SAW a bloke the other day drop an empty cardboard coffee cup in the street in the CBD. This annoyed me, as I detest litter, but what really annoyed me was that he dropped it within a metre of a...

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A matter of mind over fatter

Heckler I REALLY like the idea of schools being conscripted into the war on obesity by having to weigh and measure kids - but why stop at that? Teachers must be front line soldiers in this war and fix the...

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Time to stomp on litter bug infestation

Heckler I DETEST litter. I am hostile to the lack of civic virtue displayed by those who drop it and am becoming a zealot in the cause of municipal housekeeping.

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Cold-blooded kids find no joy in woolies

Heckler I'M STUMPED. It's late winter and an icy cold snap has hit town. It's snowing in the mountains and the wind chill factor has sent temperature plummeting to record lows but both my boys are trotting...

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Joys of jam through rose-tinted glasses

Heckler BARRY O'FARRELL, I don't know what you've done in the past week, but I am tired of arriving at work 15 minutes early.

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It's so sad - sorry seems to be the easiest word

Heckler WHY do people constantly apologise to me? If I dash across a road in front of a car, chances are the driver will wind down the window and shout ''Sorry''.

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Smokers run out of puff as obesity wins

Heckler NOW I really know how it feels to be the biggest loser. I've recently been informed that obesity has taken the No. 1 spot as the biggest killer of Australians - ahead of smoking.

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Childish stuff but let it pass

Heckler IN MY year 6 class boy germs and girl germs are just as real as they were in kindergarten.

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Beware the milk of human blindness

Heckler I AM still trying to work out how it happened. How did I buy all that milk and then not notice that it never made it to the fridge? I buy enough milk each week to supply a school canteen.