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NRL Power Rankings: Round 24 - Stone the crows, the Roosters are getting fair dinkum

NRL Power Rankings

Strong return: Sonny Bill Williams starred in the big win over the Warriors in his comeback from injury.

Strong return: Sonny Bill Williams starred in the big win over the Warriors in his comeback from injury. Photo: Getty Images

For those who were left scratching their heads and looking for the nearest young person to translate the Gen-Y edition of the Power Rankings, this week's version has been produced in true old-man style. None of that young punk bulldust.

Back in the day, there was no need for any Power Rankings on a fancy internet. You just looked at the ladder in the paper to see who was in the top five.

And players had respect for the referee, and they didn't have tattoos and they all wore black boots with their socks pulled up and an onion tied to their belt, which was the style at the time.

Eastern Suburbs are looking bonzer as the season heads towards the semi-finals. Their win over the mob from KiwiLand last weekend, plus Manly-Warringah and South Sydney losing, means they are now the team to beat.

1. Easts (last week 3): He's not as good as Ron Coote but that Sonny Williams fellow is all class. Young coach Robinson has all the pieces back in place with hooker Jake Friend also making a strong return from injury. The premiers are looking good for a return to grand final day. It should be in the day, you know, none of this night-time or twilight grand finals. Three o'clock in the afternoon. Sydney Cricket Ground. That's how it was in the good old days.

2. Manly-Warringah (1): That young man Toovey who's coaching them gets a bit hot under the collar and he had every right after that loss to Parra last Fridee. It was just like that ad for Tooheys Draught, now that was a good beer, not your fancy stuff these days that have lemon in the neck of the bottle. Manly had the lead, the gap started to narra and then Parramatta ran away with it. How did ya feel, Toovs?

3. South Sydney (2): What are they doing playing out at Homebush? If they were playing at Redfern they wouldn't have lost to North Queensland. He's not as good as Bob McCarthy but that Burgess boy, Sam, is quite a goer. His blood's worth bottling.

4. North Queensland (6): That young fellow coaching them, Green, he's done a beaut job getting this team to realise its potential. They're seventh on the ladder but don't be surprised if they finish higher than that.

5. Melbourne (7): That young chap, Bellamy, has this team primed for the semi-finals. The impact from losing young second-row forward Ryan Hoffman to Auckland next year won't be as bad with youngsters like Tim Glasby and Jesse Bromwich joining Kevin Proctor as genuine stars of the future. Funny how there's a team from Melbourne in the comp, don't they play VFL down there?

6. Penrith (4): Young Cleary has done a splendid job convincing his team they can still make the semi-finals even though they've lost a few players to injury in the last few weeks. It looks like he'll have to convince them again after Monday's loss to Melbourne. 

7. Parramatta (8): That young lad, Hayne, he's so good he could have got a start in the 1980s Parramatta backline.

8. Canterbury-Bankstown (10): Strewth, he needs to get a haircut but that young fellow, Hasler, should be happy with the Berries' turnaround over the last couple of weeks. Their young halfback, Hodkinson, has been most serviceable, even though he seems to be putting his scrum feeds into the second row. The referees seem to be turning a blind eye to this tactic. If they're not careful it will become widespread.

9. St George Dragons and Illawarra Steelers (9): Good to see they've given a coaching contract to that young man who used to play inside-centre for them, I believe they call him Mary. A real gentleman, except if you are a player who's not doing his job, then he'll give you what-for. That's what some of these young fellows need. Perhaps a dose of national service too. That'll keep them on the straight and narrow.

10. Auckland (5): Did they believe their own press? That's a trap for young players. This team looked like it was heading to the semi-finals but that's no certainty now after their big loss to Easts. Their game against Penrith in the final round is the last match of the weekend on a Sundy night. Even if they beat the Gold Coast this weekend, the semis might be mathematically out of reach by the time their game against the Panthers rolls around.

11. Brisbane (11): What a fine win over Newcastle. Young Hodges becoming a fullback now. By my count, that makes 12 potential fullbacks at the Broncos next year. Fair dinkum.

12. Newcastle (12): Not good signs at Newcastle with the club having to tighten the purse strings. They'll be relying a lot on their local talent over the next couple of seasons with not many big signings on the radar.

13. Gold Coast (13): They are in rugby league purgatory, not within cooee of anything meaningful - there's little to play for and not even a wooden spoon to avoid. Their front-row forwards need to make a few more yards.

14. Canberra (16): If that young lad, Milford, wasn't playing at Cronulla last weekend, this team would have lost. Their opponents had the excuse of a lot of injuries - why were the Raiders fielding a NSW Cup standard line-up?

15. Balmain Tigers and Western Suburbs Magpies (15): In case they've forgotten, the board of this jumble of two clubs will have to make a decision on the head coaching position soon. The longer it drags out, the less likely it will be that they will reappoint that young man, Potter, who did a good job dragging this team up the ladder before injuries made their final-five campaign come a gutser.

16. Cronulla-Sutherland (14): When it comes to drama, the Sharks' season has to be one of the most turbulent on record since Glebe were booted out back in '29.

10 comments so far

  • Ah Paul, love your work. The Gen-Y edition was great and this one was too. Nice to have some humour in sports writing.

    Commenter
    ferdsnerd
    Date and time
    August 26, 2014, 12:45PM
    • Roosters hitting form @ just the right time.........Bookies nervous....
      All that infighting @ Manly is beginning to take its toll...This week Watmough wants to leave...joining Matai & Stewart who want out.......the refs ignored all the whingeing & whineing from Lyon,Stewart & co in the Parra Match....Toovey looked rattled at the Post match press conference
      Have Souths peaked too early?...Reynolds had another poor kicking game.......will he wilt again,as he did in 2012 & 2013
      Cowboys did a real demolition job on The Bunnies...when will players realise.....that you never fall for a Thurston dummy....as sure as nite follows day,Thurston will Dummy,dummy,dummy
      Melb.played well against The Panthers.....Smith handled the ball 114 times in the match....he is their focus,their general.....neutralise him & you are half way to defeating the Storm
      Penrith have hit the wall...recently Gould pontificated that Souths were likely premiers.....not mentioning Penrith in his assessment
      Dogs are not the same team since the departure of Barba.....they are very vunerable at Fullback...hence the big wish for Josh Hoffman in 2015
      Saints ok against weaker teams but fail when matched with the heavyweights
      The Warriors were shocking against the Roosters....wont make the finals series ...Manu Vatevai should not have played on the week end
      Brisbanes chances in 2014 evaporated when they sacked their coach for the aging
      Bennett
      Knights have had a terrible season...and Bennett was paid a million bucks to oversee the mess.......
      Titans are a basket case....similar to the way the previous two league teams on the Gold Coast ended up
      Wow...Canberra had a win...against the team running last......a coaching triumph,if ever there was one
      Tigers are reaping what Farah and Meyer have sowed
      Sharks are running last,,have players suspended for being drug cheats,have sacked two coaches & are now seeking a Major sponsor.......good luck with "Mission Impossible"

      Commenter
      Harry Ziff
      Location
      KIngs X
      Date and time
      August 26, 2014, 12:50PM
      • Yep Harry your on the money.I do think if the cowboys can make the top 4 they will meet Roosters in grand final.Only Bunnies can really threaten and they seem to lack killer instinct while Manly look tired- the Storm look vulnerable to hard running forwards-Eels ok till going gets tough-Penrith on slippery slope to no where-Doggies have gone to the dogs and the rest will be just that the rest.

        Commenter
        Jacko
        Location
        Warriorville
        Date and time
        August 26, 2014, 3:25PM
    • Painful to read but very good use of the cut and paste tool (a Gen Y invention no less).

      Commenter
      Chieftain
      Date and time
      August 26, 2014, 12:59PM
      • lol gen Y did not invent computers and cut n paste

        Commenter
        TC
        Date and time
        August 27, 2014, 2:41PM
    • Bring back Glebe!

      Commenter
      Xyzzy
      Location
      Glebe
      Date and time
      August 26, 2014, 1:09PM
      • Competition hotting up for the Ricky Stuart Trophy! Can Sharks or Raiders beat Tigers?

        Commenter
        Johnjay
        Date and time
        August 26, 2014, 2:21PM
        • Penrith and Souths, both beaten by teams turning in great stats, but their own weren't too bad either, so don't write them off. Manly failed badly in 2nd half, unusually, on the stats sheet and Eels dusted them, not a good sign for finals.
          Refs still blowing soft early penalties that can swing tight matches.Early penalties are worth double in the arm wrestle for ruck control. Holding down and 10 metre penalties are a raffle, NRL really needs to ensure both teams are treated consistently.
          And yes, Chooks looking ominous, Jennings and next Friend returning.

          Commenter
          BJ
          Date and time
          August 26, 2014, 2:40PM
          • Seriously, this has made my day. To see my beloved boys on top, and to see them called Easts. I still call them that, and always will. Whilst I understood very little of last week's gobbledegook, this is magic.

            Commenter
            Joe the expat
            Location
            The Hague.
            Date and time
            August 26, 2014, 7:03PM
            • Bring back the bluebags!

              Commenter
              scot
              Location
              auchenflower
              Date and time
              August 27, 2014, 3:40PM

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