It's spring and as we all know it's killing season. Magpies galore. Ready to swoop at any moment. WE GET IT. But I'm not here to reinforce the spine-chilling swoopdom that comes with seasonal change. Really, I'm not that guy. I'm here to show you that it's okay to laugh at the magpie mayhem. In fact, many Canberrans have already been doing so on Twitter.
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- A crown fit for a magpie resistant king.
2. I'd rather dementors buzzing about the place, hey.
3. The final moments before a plumed warrior besieges the city. 2017. (colourised)
4. Gurl, you up?
5. Tuck in.
6. The mark of raw survivalism.
7. Ciggy butt brain.
8. Breaking:
9. Ladies and gentleman, the bush capital.
10. Every tweet from this magpie alerts twitter where Canberra features heavily.
11. A swoopyboi takes in the scenery after a hard day's swoopin'.