You had us at a "fashion parade for dachshunds".
Corin Forest is winding down the snow season with - what else? - Barktoberfest, a celebration of German beer, sausages and sausage dogs.
It's all happening on Saturday, with each two-hour session featuring live German music, German food and drink and a costume contest for the best-dressed dachshund.
Tickets are $20 per person, including a beer or bratwurst on arrival. Dachshunds enter for free (of course they do). Book at corin.com.au/special-events/