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Why every family can relate to the Kardashians at Christmas

Why every family can relate to the Kardashians at Christmas

The late release of the celebrity clan's Christmas card comes with some totally relatable intel.

  • by Melissa Singer

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Andy Serkis brings Gollum back to mercilessly mock Brexit deal
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Andy Serkis brings Gollum back to mercilessly mock Brexit deal

Serkis' most famous character came out of the woodwork to parody UK Prime Minister Theresa May.

  • by Genevieve Rota
Under His Eye, that's no way to dress
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Under His Eye, that's no way to dress

Patricia Karvelas has let herself down. She’s let the Republic of Gilead down. It was an affront to all that is decent.

  • by John Birmingham
Lime scooters left you sour? Go suck a lemon
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Lime scooters left you sour? Go suck a lemon

The electric-scooter backlash has started but I look forward to a new Golden Age of YouTube videos of old ladies being skittled like bowling pins.

  • by John Birmingham
Arm yourselves, for magpie swooping season is here
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Arm yourselves, for magpie swooping season is here

We have sensible gun laws for a reason, but that in no way diminishes my need for a shotgun right now.

  • by John Birmingham
If Sydney's not interested in the Ramsay vision, there is another way
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If Sydney's not interested in the Ramsay vision, there is another way

The Ramsay billions would be best employed setting up a completely new institution, the Shire University of Western Civilisation Excellence.

  • by Brian Pearns
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My Uber rating shows I am a much better person than you
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My Uber rating shows I am a much better person than you

I have a 4.95-star rating as a passenger on Uber and the average is something a bit higher than 4.5, but surely not as high as 4.95, which I have, so look upon my arbitrarily determined near perfect valuation, ye mighty, and despair.

  • by John Birmingham
Gun store owner exposes Sacha Baron Cohen during Who Is America? prank
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Gun store owner exposes Sacha Baron Cohen during Who Is America? prank

And it was all caught on CCTV.

  • by Genevieve Rota
Let's wrap up this grabby gift registry caper

Let's wrap up this grabby gift registry caper

Before we start getting too excited about this same-sex marriage business, we need to knock off the old tradition of wedding gift registries.

  • by Kitty Flanagan
Fire, fury and the first amendment
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Fire, fury and the first amendment

There's enough intrigue and backstabbing in the latest White House tell-all tittle-tattle to make Game of Thrones look like work of fiction.

  • by Dom Knight
What a drag to be Father Kevin Andrews when Malcolm Turnbull is on his lawn
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What a drag to be Father Kevin Andrews when Malcolm Turnbull is on his lawn

Kevin Andrews, you may not know, rejoices in the parliamentary title of Father of the House, which means he is currently the longest continuously serving member of the House of Representatives.

  • by Tony Wright