Down an enlightening slippery slope to a bananapocalypse

By Joanne McCarthy
Updated July 2 2021 - 3:29am, first published October 13 2019 - 12:00am

The following is an actual text message sent to me by a friend on Wednesday at 5.58pm, possibly after her third sweet sherry of the evening because she's on holidays.

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