Zucchinis make their mark in a vicious plot of sweet revenge

Jackie French
Updated February 4 2024 - 11:29am, first published January 27 2024 - 5:30am

The disaster began when I did what women have been doing for tens of thousands of years. I picked some ripe tucker on the way past - in this case, lots of young zucchinis - and scooping up my skirt as a container, tipped them all into the sink when I went inside.

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Jackie French

Jackie French

Canberra Times columnist

Jackie French is an Australian author, historian, ecologist and honourary wombat (part time), 2014-2015 Australian Children' Laureate and 2015 Senior Australian of the Year. She also writes a gardening column for The Canberra Times.

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