They say contracts don't mean anything in rugby league anymore. Well here's one that means a lot.
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If Canberra Raiders enforcer Josh Papalii wants to play golf, he's got a whole lot of boxes to tick first.
Train four times a week, six days of clean eating, Saturday spent learning the theory of being a chippy and help his "beautiful, amazing wife" Masepa with the home schooling of the kids.
Failure to do so? Golf is cancelled and Papalii's at the beck and call of his family. Talk about motivation.
It's all drawn up in a legally binding contract that even the sharpest lawyer will struggle to find a hole in.
Welcome to Australian life in lockdown, where family homes have become workplaces, schools and gymnasiums all rolled into one. With a hit of golf potentially the only escape.
"She didn't want me playing golf every day. If I can I probably would, but if you're hitting not as well then you probably don't want to go too many times," Papalii said.
"She knows how much I love going out with a few of the boys, like Elliott [Whitehead], [Ryan Sutton], Sia [Soliola], even a few of the younger boys.
"It's something I enjoy doing and when I get free time I usually go for a hit.
"It's just a bit of fun with the missus. She's keeping me occupied instead of just focussing on golf."
While Papalii's used to schooling opponents on the field, where he's the best prop in the world, schooling his kids doesn't quite come as easily.
Masepa has a part-time job which means some days Papalii's the only teacher in the house.
It means he's left scratching his head over his daughter's mathematics lessons. A bit more complicated than the maths he's used to - metres gained and tackle counts that are the envy of others in the NRL.
There's also trampolining to be done in the backyard, weather permitting, as well as kicking the footy.
It's no wonder Papalii's staying in shape during the social-distancing lockdown.
He also felt the extra time spent at home helped make up for all the time he's spent away - either with the Raiders, Queensland for State of Origin, or internationals with Australia or Samoa.
The 27-year-old can now watch his young kids growing up instead.
"It probably just makes up time I lost going on away trips, Origin series and on tours when my kids stay at home with the wife. It's not a bad thing at all," Papalii said.
"I'm actually struggling with some of my daughter's maths books and all that. It's been a while.
"It seems that [she's teaching me a thing or two]. I'm not getting stuck into her for not learning. It's me trying to pick up the pen and pencil again and try and teach the daughter a few things from back in my day."
Papalii's sporting a freshly shaved head as part of the craze that's sweeping Canberra and the sporting community.
Raiders players have been nominating each other as the next to get the chop with not just the Green Machine but anyone they know finding themselves subject to the Instagram challenge.
Anything to pass the time and stay connected with your mates.
He felt it was the perfect timing given they're barely allowed outside and they won't be playing before May 28.
"I saw a few of the boys going round shaving their heads during the isolation period," Papalii said.
"I wasn't expecting a tag from anyone and old Clive Churchill [Medallist] Jack Wighton tagged me to shave my head and later that night I did.
"It's not like anyone's going to see us in the near future. We've still got a few months to let it grow back."
The big prop doesn't have much gym equipment at home - just a few weights here and there - but he doesn't mind. It's not really his thing.
"Just taking it a day at a time and trying to do little sessions here and there," Papalii said.
"We've got a few kettlebells weights around and I've got a bar as well. No bench or bench press. It's the normal routine for me. I don't like doing weights anyways."
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